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Track bananas.
Unlock absurd stats.
Become potassium elite.

The world's most serious operating system for banana behavior. Your peelprint begins here.

Free. Serious. Bananas.

Absurd Analytics

Track your total banana length in school buses. Calculate your Eiffel Tower equivalent. The data demands respect.

18 Achievements

Earn ranks from Peel Recruit to Banana Overlord. Your commitment to the bunch has been noted.

Social Peeling

Add friends, compare streaks, and observe each other's consumption with polite concern.

Banana Board

A global feed of anonymous banana activity. React with Peel Yeah, Potassium, or Suspicious.

Mini Games

Peel Panic, Banana Stack, and Banana Memory. Earn Peel Points. Justify the time investment.

Privacy First

Your exact banana locations are never shared publicly. No banana surveillance.

The peel remembers.

Your peelprint awaits.

Begin logging. Begin ascending. This is probably fine.

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